Mom asked her elder son to narrate the story of Diwali to his younger bro.
He started.
"So luk, this dude Ram had, like, a big kingdom & people liked him and stuff like'at, bt, his stepmom or sumthin. was kinda bitch and she forcd her hubby to send this Ram to sum jungle or sumthin...
Coz he was going for 14 yrs, So his wife n bro got along...(U knw just 2 Chill)...
But dude, forest was real scary shit. Was full of devils and shit like dat,
bt this dude and his bro killed thm, wid arrows (Dude !! Guns were not invented. What a dumbo !!)...
Bt den sum bad gangsta - Ravan, picked up his babe sita....
Dis dude and his bro got real pissed off...
So they got an army of monkeys...
dnt ask hw....
Atttackd dem, and got d babe n returned home....
People thot atleast they deserve sumthn...
They had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party....
So they lit lamps....
N this is hw it all started...
He started.
"So luk, this dude Ram had, like, a big kingdom & people liked him and stuff like'at, bt, his stepmom or sumthin. was kinda bitch and she forcd her hubby to send this Ram to sum jungle or sumthin...
Coz he was going for 14 yrs, So his wife n bro got along...(U knw just 2 Chill)...
But dude, forest was real scary shit. Was full of devils and shit like dat,
bt this dude and his bro killed thm, wid arrows (Dude !! Guns were not invented. What a dumbo !!)...
Bt den sum bad gangsta - Ravan, picked up his babe sita....
Dis dude and his bro got real pissed off...
So they got an army of monkeys...
dnt ask hw....
Atttackd dem, and got d babe n returned home....
People thot atleast they deserve sumthn...
They had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party....
So they lit lamps....
N this is hw it all started...
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